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Perpetual emotion.....July 02 WTF!!!June 15 Now I know I am in Hong Kong13th day back in Hong Kong. I was standing and smoking next to a busy one way street thinking I had never left this place or Singapore at all. Everything seems similiar with each other.
About 10 meters adjacent to the right of me was a parked Police Van waiting to merge into the traffic. Inside sits 3 man in blue and 2 asian 'suspects'. Nothing peculiar here. The one-way road was jam and traffic was crawling. Then infront of me and 2 vehicles ahead of the Police van, a Taxi honks at a delivery van who had stopped right in front of him. The van wanted to do a reverse parking into the space next to the taxi.
The van suddenly stop moving and out came a topless dyed-hair man in bermuda and slippers. His face was all red with anger and started shouting :"TLLM!!! (cantonese 'greeting', go figure it out) XXXXX!XXXX!". As vulgarity pours out like a water fall from his mouth, he approaches the taxi driver who was still in his seat. Mr. blonde continued with his lecturing and started kicking the taxi door challenging the driver to come out. I turn to look at the Police van. Eveyone inside seems to be enjoying the air-con and refuse to come out to the 31 degrees sun.. Mr. blonde had his last kick and went back to his van and continue with his parking. Taxi driver wind back up the windows and moved on after the van was out of his way. The Police Van managed to join in the traffice. Life goes on as usual.
I had my last buff and know I am really in Hong Kong. February 23 Then again.......Saw my son's Chinese Composition excercise book today and got a mild shock. His teacher had practically crossed out almost every sentences with a remark at the bottom ‘句子不通, 从写'. Like all overly concern parents, first thing crossed my mind is to start looking for tuition centres. While I am at it, maybe there are some other subjects I should sign up too. The boys had way too much free time on their hands. Five hours Cartoon Network and Nickalodean proved a bit too much for them to enjoyed. Perhaps I should also start limiting their playtime with the PSP, NDS and Wii which had been laying around the house for them to play at will. Then again............
What is the point of going to school? Isn't it the place to get basic education, meaning you are to be taught on things which you won't suppose to know yet? And to enhance on the common sense knowledge like being a good citizen who cares about personal hygiene and to respect others culture and festivals?
Put aside the competition which parent set for/among themselves. so if I were to sent them to tuition, won't I be challenging the very foundation of a government education system? Then again.........
"Figures from the Singapore Department of Statistics show that there were 417 tuition centres in 2005, up from 387 in 2004." (extracted Jun 17, 2008 The Straits Times) and that does not include the MOE registration exempted Private Tutors. Its a booming business despite the damned global economy situation. Would my boys be left behind? Then again.........
Childhood should be less stressful then this. They will get their shares of stress when their time comes. I am going to take my chances. February 16 Friend or just a contactHave you ever received text messages like: 当所有人在关心你飞得高不高时,只有少数人在关心你飞得累不累。。。or 该珍惜的,变成记忆;不该珍惜的,。。。。or 一个小小的问候,一份深深的怀念,。。。。
What is common with these heart warming type of message from someone you know?
There is never a opening that says : Hi Warren.
Its generic messages. Do a search in baidu.com for greetings messages and copy. Better yet, forward it from someone who sent it to you. Even better, forward to all contacts in your phone book in one go.
This is what I do. I delete the text message together with the contact in my phone book. Such contact who don't even bother to 'modify' a bit to include things like a salutation to make it more personal or change a few word is not worth taking up the limited space in my motorola phone book.
I probably won't be calling them anyway. April 28 Another voiceA Poem
Published by the Washington Post
When we were the Sick Man of Asia, We were called The Yellow Peril. July 29 Sons, leave me alone 10No one live forever, we'll wither away eventually. But when both of you are 21, please get the hell out and stay on your own. Don't look for me, only I will contact you. I can have the TV and my wife all for myself...BUAHAHAHAHA..... Sons, leave me alone 9If letting you learn Wing Chun is just to keep you stronger through excercise, I would rather ask you to go jogging and save the lesson fee to buy Wii. It is simply to let you have the advantage to beat the crap out of whoever started the fight first. But remember, you MUST not be the fire starter. Sons, leave me alone 8 Well, soul are something that you can't see but you can only feel. No....you can't destroy or lower its life point by your special edition Yugioh card. June 20 Sons, leave me alone 7Yes, when you grow up, most of your body parts will be the same size as me. But don't be disappointed if you can't caught up with me. Cos I am your father. Sons, leave me alone 6Why do I smoke? Well.....hmmm.....err........just leave me alone. Sons, leave me alone 5What happen last night was I was just doing some leg stretching for your mom....and..and....due to the excercise it was very hot and and we had to take off our clothes...and and.....just go back to sleep and stop asking anymore questions! June 16 Sons, leave me alone 4For the last time, there is no Santa Claus. He is just a made-up creature created by Coca Cola advertising campaign whom the commissioned Chicago illustrator Haddon Sundblom had developed based on the positive public response to a magazine advertisement for Coca-Cola depicting such a character that appeared in late 1930 whom also with no sense of fashion taste and put him in a sissy looking red pyjamas with the desire to captivate and torture animals for his own ease of transportation convinience hidden with the festish sadistic repulsive fondness to enslave growth-handicapped mammals and cosmetic with the fact that his oversized belly was actually a result of gluttony of high colestrol and alcoholic appetite.
The presents are from Mummy and me and there are not real socks that big. Sons, leave me alone 3Don't ask me to change the channel to Cartoon Networks. If you can afford it yourself, go get your own cable tv! If not, go play with your Lego. Sons, leave me alone 2When I am in the toilet, don't ask me to come out and charge your NDS. I am trying to get to the next level in my @#$@% PSP. Sons, leave me alone 1Whenever you see me laying down, Go Away! February 26 应该给孩子们讲很久很久以前的事情我们应该给孩子们讲很久很久以前的事情:
那时的天空是蓝色的,
庄稼是长在地里的,
猪肉是可以放心吃的,
耗子是怕猫的,
坏人是怕好人的,
法院是讲道理的,
结婚是要先谈恋爱的,
理发店是只管理头发的,
药是可以治病的,
医院是救死扶伤的,
拍电影是不需陪导演睡觉的,
照相是要穿衣服的,
借钱是要还的,
孩子的爸爸是明确的,
庸人是不能当领导的,
白痴是不能当教授的,
卖狗肉是不能挂羊头的。 唐僧给孙悟空的一封信(funny)亲爱的悟空: 我这封信写得很慢,因为我知道你看字不快! 我们这个礼拜下了2次雨,第一次下了4天第二次下了3天! 你在花果山过得好吗?我在天庭过得很不好,由于没有地心引力,所以大便、尿、眼泪和鼻涕都掉不下来,你说苦不? 我们这里的牛肉面很好吃,改天你来了我们一起到西街的餐厅去吃火锅! 你的观音大姐要生了,因为不知道生男的还是女的,所以暂时不知道你要当舅舅还是阿姨! 我寄给你的衣服你收到了吗?要去寄的时候我怕超重,所以把扣子剪下来放在衣服的口袋里! 不早了就写到这里了,有空到我这里玩,记得不要多喝水,不然到了这里尿不出来很难受的! P。S 本来想给你寄钱的,可是信封已经粘上了 |
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