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Warrren Teh

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Perpetual emotion.....

July 02

WTF!!!



I am totally speechless. Lets remain as traditional pen pal. Post mail to me in future to P.O. Box 7474 Timbuktu. WTF.
June 15

Now I know I am in Hong Kong

13th day back in Hong Kong. I was standing and smoking next to a busy one way street thinking I had never left this place or Singapore at all. Everything seems similiar with each other.
About 10 meters adjacent to the right of me was a parked Police Van waiting  to merge into the traffic. Inside sits 3 man in blue and 2 asian 'suspects'. Nothing peculiar here. The one-way road was jam and traffic was crawling. Then infront of me and 2 vehicles ahead of the Police van, a Taxi honks at a delivery van who had stopped right in front of him. The van wanted to do a reverse parking into the space next to the taxi.
The van suddenly stop moving and out came a topless dyed-hair man in bermuda and slippers. His face was all red with anger and started shouting :"TLLM!!! (cantonese 'greeting', go figure it out) XXXXX!XXXX!". As vulgarity pours out like a water fall from his mouth, he approaches the taxi driver who was still in his seat. Mr. blonde continued with his lecturing and started kicking the taxi door challenging the driver to come out. I turn to look at the Police van. Eveyone inside seems to be enjoying the air-con and refuse to come out to the 31 degrees sun.. Mr. blonde had his last kick and went back to his van and continue with his parking. Taxi driver wind back up the windows and moved on after the van was out of his way. The Police Van managed to join in the traffice. Life goes on as usual.
I had my last buff and know I am really in Hong Kong.
February 23

Then again.......

Saw my son's Chinese Composition excercise book today and got a mild shock. His teacher had practically crossed out almost every sentences with a remark at the bottom  ‘句子不通, 从写'. Like all overly concern parents, first thing crossed my mind is to start looking for tuition centres. While I am at it, maybe there are some other subjects I should sign up too. The boys had way too much free time on their hands. Five hours Cartoon Network and Nickalodean proved a bit too much for them to enjoyed. Perhaps I should also start limiting their playtime with the PSP, NDS and Wii which had been laying around the house for them to play at will. Then again............
 
What is the point of going to school? Isn't it the place to get basic education, meaning you are to be taught on things which you won't suppose to know yet? And to enhance on the common sense knowledge like being a good citizen who cares about personal hygiene and to respect others culture and festivals?
 
Put aside the competition which parent set for/among themselves. so if I were to sent them to tuition, won't I be challenging the very foundation of a government education system? Then again.........
 
"Figures from the Singapore Department of Statistics show that there were 417 tuition centres in 2005, up from 387 in 2004." (extracted Jun 17, 2008 The Straits Times) and that does not include the MOE registration exempted Private Tutors. Its a booming business despite the damned global economy situation. Would my boys be left behind? Then again.........
 
Childhood should be less stressful then this. They will get their shares of stress when their time comes. I am going to take my chances.
February 16

Friend or just a contact

Have you ever received text messages like: 当所有人在关心你飞得高不高时,只有少数人在关心你飞得累不累。。。or 该珍惜的,变成记忆;不该珍惜的,。。。。or 一个小小的问候,一份深深的怀念,。。。。 What is common with these heart warming type of message from someone you know? There is never a opening that says : Hi Warren. Its generic messages. Do a search in baidu.com for greetings messages and copy. Better yet, forward it from someone who sent it to you. Even better, forward to all contacts in your phone book in one go. This is what I do. I delete the text message together with the contact in my phone book. Such contact who don't even bother to 'modify' a bit to include things like a salutation to make it more personal or change a few word is not worth taking up the limited space in my motorola phone book. I probably won't be calling them anyway.
April 28

Another voice

A Poem
Published by the Washington Post 

When we were the Sick Man of Asia, We were called The Yellow Peril. 
When we are billed to be the next Superpower, we are called The Threat. 
When we closed our doors, you smuggled drugs to open markets. 
When we embrace Free Trade, You blame us for taking away your jobs. 
When we were falling apart, You marched in your troops and wanted your fair share. 
When we tried to put the broken pieces back together again, Free Tibet you screamed, It Was an Invasion! 
When tried Communism, you hated us for being Communist. 
When we embrace Capitalism, you hate us for being Capitalist. 
When we have a billion people, you said we were destroying the planet. 
When we tried limiting our numbers, you said we abused human rights. 
When we were poor, you thought we were dogs. 
When we loan you cash, you blame us for your national debts. 
When we build our industries, you call us Polluters. 
When we sell you goods, you blame us for global warming. 
When we buy oil, you call it exploitation and genocide. 
When you go to war for oil, you call it liberation. 
When we were lost in chaos and rampage, you demanded rules of law. 
When we uphold law and order against violence, you call it violating human rights. 
When we were silent, you said you wanted us to have free speech. 
When we are silent no more, you say we are brainwashed-xenophobics. 
Why do you hate us so much, we asked. 
No, you answered, we don't hate you. 
We don't hate you either, 
But, do you understand us? 
Of course we do, you said, 
We have AFP, CNN and BBC's... 
What do you really want from us? 
Think hard first, then answer... 
Because you only get so many chances. 
Enough is Enough, Enough Hypocrisy for This One World. 
We want One World, One Dream, and Peace on Earth. 
This Big Blue Earth is Big Enough for all of Us. 

************************************ 

Duo-Liang Lin, Ph. D. 
Professor Emeritus of Physics 
University at Buffalo 
State University of New York 
Buffalo, New York 14260-1500 
Email: 
DLLIN@buffalo.edu d

July 29

Sons, leave me alone 10

No one live forever, we'll wither away eventually. But when both of you are 21, please get the hell out and stay on your own. Don't look for me, only I will contact you. I can have the TV and my wife all for myself...BUAHAHAHAHA.....

Sons, leave me alone 9

If letting you learn Wing Chun is just to keep you stronger through excercise, I would rather ask you to go jogging and save the lesson fee to buy Wii. It is simply to let you have the advantage to beat the crap out of whoever started the fight first. But remember, you MUST not be the fire starter.

Sons, leave me alone 8

 Well, soul are something that you can't see but you can only feel. No....you can't destroy or lower its life point by your special edition Yugioh card.
July 11

Ooommph...

 
June 20

Sons, leave me alone 7

Yes, when you grow up, most of your body parts will be the same size as me. But don't be disappointed if you can't caught up with me. Cos I am your father.

Sons, leave me alone 6

Why do I smoke? Well.....hmmm.....err........just leave me alone.

Sons, leave me alone 5

What happen last night was I was just doing some leg stretching for your mom....and..and....due to the excercise it was very hot and and we had to take off our clothes...and and.....just go back to sleep and stop asking anymore questions!
June 16

Sons, leave me alone 4

For the last time, there is no Santa Claus. He is just a made-up creature created by Coca Cola advertising campaign whom the commissioned Chicago illustrator Haddon Sundblom had developed based on the positive public response to a magazine advertisement for Coca-Cola depicting such a character that appeared in late 1930 whom also with no sense of fashion taste and put him in a sissy looking red pyjamas with the desire to captivate and torture animals for his own ease of transportation convinience hidden with the festish sadistic repulsive fondness to enslave growth-handicapped mammals and cosmetic with the fact that his oversized belly was actually a result of gluttony of high colestrol and alcoholic appetite.
 
The presents are from Mummy and me and there are not real socks that big.

Sons, leave me alone 3

Don't ask me to change the channel to Cartoon Networks. If you can afford it yourself, go get your own cable tv! If not, go play with your Lego.

Sons, leave me alone 2

When I am in the toilet, don't ask me to come out and charge your NDS. I am trying to get to the next level in my @#$@% PSP.

Sons, leave me alone 1

Whenever you see me laying down, Go Away!
February 26

应该给孩子们讲很久很久以前的事情

我们应该给孩子们讲很久很久以前的事情:
那时的天空是蓝色的,
庄稼是长在地里的,
猪肉是可以放心吃的,
耗子是怕猫的,
坏人是怕好人的,
法院是讲道理的,
结婚是要先谈恋爱的,
理发店是只管理头发的,
药是可以治病的,
医院是救死扶伤的,
拍电影是不需陪导演睡觉的,
照相是要穿衣服的,
借钱是要还的,
孩子的爸爸是明确的,
庸人是不能当领导的,
白痴是不能当教授的,
卖狗肉是不能挂羊头的。

唐僧给孙悟空的一封信(funny)

亲爱的悟空:
     我这封信写得很慢,因为我知道你看字不快!
     我们这个礼拜下了2次雨,第一次下了4天第二次下了3天!
     你在花果山过得好吗?我在天庭过得很不好,由于没有地心引力,所以大便、尿、眼泪和鼻涕都掉不下来,你说苦不?
     我们这里的牛肉面很好吃,改天你来了我们一起到西街的餐厅去吃火锅!
     你的观音大姐要生了,因为不知道生男的还是女的,所以暂时不知道你要当舅舅还是阿姨!
     我寄给你的衣服你收到了吗?要去寄的时候我怕超重,所以把扣子剪下来放在衣服的口袋里!
     不早了就写到这里了,有空到我这里玩,记得不要多喝水,不然到了这里尿不出来很难受的!
     P。S  本来想给你寄钱的,可是信封已经粘上了
January 22

Presenting the new MGM
 
January 12

25 shots

www.25shots.com. Cool Idea for a website